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| Wario Ware: Smooth Moves January 15th will be the launch date of the first WarioWare game for the Wii. WarioWare: Smooth Moves is going to have over 200 minigames. With the motion sensing technology of the Wii remote, there will be many different types of minigames. There are 20 unique postions to hold the Wii remote to play the games. The official game trailer shows using the remote to push people over, turn a hand crank, shake up a bottle, balance, hula hoop, pump up a balloon, drive, run, lifting dumbbells, and jumping rope. With it being a first party title, it will be no more the $50. |
| Bring Your Own Awesome Bring Your Own Awesome is a new webcomic written by Coner Mooney and drawn by Nate Wooters. With Fail! already under Nate's belt, you can read with confidence that this comic won't just fade away. The comic follows Cid, a new college student at Gotwood University. On his first day, he finds out that he is enrolled in a new, experemental class; AWED500. This is an open ended class in which the teacher can teach whatever he wants in any method he wants. Go and take a look an see a student-eating, purple monster, implied chicken molestation, boxing chimps, and a man fighting a dolphin with nothing, but his bare hands and a chicken. |
January 24, 2007 So here's an interesting little story. I work in a pet store(a job that any five year old longs for) and last week something weird happened. I came in at 6 am as usual and found that the cart we use to transport garbage to the compactor with was melted to a charred black puddle on the floor. The walls and everything around it were charred too. I can't for the life of me figure out how the cart melted. My boss said there wasn't anything in the cart when he left the night before, so what happened is a big mystery. At least that was until this morning. When I came in this morning, I found a lit candle burning in the bathroom where the cart is kept. A BURNING CANDLE! What kind of idiots leave a burning candle unattended, overnight, in a pet store where they know there's loose rats that can tip it over! And they still claim that they don't know how it happened! I just know one of these days I'm going to go to work and find nothing but a charred pit where the store used to be. |
| Comic #168: The Importance of Smacking Butts |
